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Don’t go into the light

Sometimes I’m not sure if I’m really smart or incredibly dumb. Other times, it’s far too simple to tell.

Here’s a step by step walkthrough of the thoughts in my head as this situation occured:

  • Moth!
  • Moth flew into lamp!
  • I know, I’ll turn lamp over so I can see moth in there.
  • MY EYES!
  • If there are any typos in this post, bear with me. Most of the screen is just a big ball of white. Most of everything is.


    Guess what?

    I’m an idiot.

    I’ve spent a couple of months now looking for a baseball cap that went missing. Guess where it was? Right in front of me the entire time. I’d hung it up on a small TV I’d stopped using, right in my living room. I must have looked straight at it at least a couple of times a week.

    Oh well. Found it!


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