It will never go away.
What the hell, World? It’s bad enough that I’m sick, now you have to clog my drain as well?
Yeah, well, I’m all “I have a plunger” and then you’re all “you mean you had a plunger” and that ain’t cool.
Yeah, well, I have vinegar. “Yeah, well, it doesn’t work without baking soda.” Yeah, well, they have baking soda in my local grocer. “Yeah, well, it doesn’t work with baking soda.” Dammit!
All right, fuck it, I will crawl my fat ass under this sink, I will unscrew these pipes, I will drain the fuckers into this bucket, I will clean all these pipes of their foul white goo and I will put everything back together again and guess what? It’s not leaking!
“Also not draining.”
Fuck! It’s worse now, how is it worse now?
So long story short, tomorrow I have to go get a “snake” tool thingy and clean the pipe that goes from my sink into the wall.
